if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar
(Source: ewstarlord, via dazzlinghorrid)
can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa
i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar
(Source: chimichangass, via confirmance)
Did you ever play Fable 3, where in the beginning they had you choose whether to kill the person you loved or an entire group of people? Did anyone else stare at the screen for an excessively long time trying to choose which fictional characters you didn’t even know to die? Morals man.
i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings
Literally dying because of how true this is.