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oswinoswut:

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

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damnitsizzi:

ahoyamity:

ausonia:

Moon Bridge

how the fuck are you supposed to cross that

With determination.

damnitsizzi:

ahoyamity:

ausonia:

Moon Bridge

how the fuck are you supposed to cross that

With determination.

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sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

British Tumblr Posts photoset #2

Want to see more country Photosets?

American Photoset #1 

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Did you ever play Fable 3, where in the beginning they had you choose whether to kill the person you loved or an entire group of people? Did anyone else stare at the screen for an excessively long time trying to choose which fictional characters you didn’t even know to die? Morals man.

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dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

Literally dying because of how true this is.

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captcevans:

Chris Evans’ classy ALS ice bucket challenge [donate]

I love this man more than i probably should

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fyeahnursingthings:

raversaurusrex:

illuminotus:

phoenix-fires:

materia-lights:

Whatever you guys do, just please be safe :*

FUCKING BLESS THIS SIGNAL BOOST REBLOG NOW! THIS IS SO NECESSARY

you can find this on my tagged/wizardmickeyls for future reference.. this is so damn important. 

as someone who works a safety team at events I can promise you this is accurate and incredibly useful! Honesty is truly the best policy with this stuff when things go south

I’ve always known this and super glad someone put this into a simple but informative post. Reblog reblog reblog

There’s an electro festival close to where I work and every year, we admit a few dozen overdoses.
Knowing what we’re up against makes it so much easier for us to take care of you. We’re not here to judge, we’re here to help. We realize you didn’t intend to overdose, you just got unlucky.

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